If you’re thinking about signing up for my site.. all I can say is– DO IT! What are you waiting for? I have tons of pictures for you, and videos too blah blah blah…  Like I really need to explain it to you. IT’S A PORN SITE! Go look at my vagina!!!

You know how I said I was feeling sick? I won’t go into the details and gross you out or bore you… but it was bad. I pretty much had every bad side effect but hair loss!!!! That’s so bad. Can you imagine if I had lost my hair and I was bald or something? That would have sucked! I would have had to go and get a wig. Then if I tried to masturbate upside down it would have fallen off.

Anyway, Lucy went with me today to get my birth control removed from my arm. They cut it out with a big razor and I think it might scar. Oh no!!!! Cross your fingers that the recovery time doesn’t take too long. I miss you guys

Yay! More hot pictures… aren’t you stoked? I hope you enjoy them!!!!! (I did enjoy making them, after all.) Just do me a favor… if you sign up to my website, don’t nut on your keyboard. It’ll make it too hard for you to come back and comment on my blog. yay! Love you all

I remember taking this. We were on crack that day. We are usually dorky when we are together… This was when I bought my computer!!!!!!! I was so excited!! And I got my webcam too… awww… Leave me some love guys!

I always feel silly when I steal pictures from my website to share with you. It’s like… I’m stealing from mysels. (So I guess I’m not REALLY stealing them but oh well!) Hope you are all doing well! I miss and luv ya! Can’t wait to get back on cam and see you all! xoxoxoxo _Emi

I got my hair dyed back to my natural auburn color!!!! I don’t know how long I will keep it like this.. because it’s really fun to change things up. Haha. This song came onto the loud speakers and I couldn’t help myself. Everyone was staring at me but whatever. They can go fuck themselves if they don’t like my moves haha!!!!!!! Hope you like the new look!!!!!!!

Hello world. Not feeling too good lately… Lucy made me a bath today so I would feel better. She said she put my bath salts in it (they smell like lavender… so good…) and she also made me some soup, but I couldn’t taste anything or smell any of the flowery goodness. Oh well. :\ She had the camera in my face too. So I just wanted to say hello real quick and tell ya’ll I missed you. I hope to be back online doing cam and stuff really soon but I want to wait until I’m better cause it’d suck for me to puke on cam.

People wonder what vegetarian’s eat, especially while traveling… Well, this is what I eat. I ate like a true cowgirl. I was still in Marble Falls. This diner was tasty. They specialized in pie though… Eew, pie. Oh, I eat like a pig too. I think I packed away enough food for a few people. It was painful, stopping to take a picture… I could have devoured my plate easily in that 20 seconds!

This is essential. Every good cowpolk needs a cheesy hat. I found these in, uhm.. some small city, OH! It was called Marble Falls. There was an authentic cowboy telling hats out of a trailor, hitched to a pick-up. I got one for Lucy Daily, and one for me. I hope she likes periwinkle!

When setting out to explore Texas, you must have the proper gear. Here’s me with some gear that I’ve picked up.